BIDEN DISMISSES MINERVA

JOE BIDEN: "One Trump is more than enough. Now we have our own Brownsville Trump who wants to be a perpetual school board member. There ought to be a policy that does not allow any board member more than two terms. They believe they are the owners of the district and that everyone worships them. If Minerva Peña would only listen to the many people who are so against her and her "fake pretenses." She knows she is lying through her rotten teeth and yet, goes to church on Sundays and prays for everyone else except herself."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: There are those who say that Jessica "Pain-in-the-Ass" Gonzalez may be the dumbest person in the BISD's dismal history to seek a trustee's seat. Wherever she goes, or more accurately, wherever her children attend classes, she makes life hell for both teachers and administrators. Does she have a job? Does she have any education. With her swollen gums and dangling teeth, she is known locally as the witch who loves to bitch. She has chosen Phil Cowen as her opponent. Never has there been a clearer choice. We have Jessica who reads comics and we have Phil who reads Camus. But as far as being the dumbest politico to compete for a board seat, she doesn't qualify for the distinction because she has half a brain. Minerva "La Messiah" Peña has transformed ignorance into an art form. She has no brain. For 12 years she has been an embarrassment to the district. She must have been a parrot in her past life because she does nothing but squawk, squawk, squawk. When has the office of the presidency been so diminished with Trump heading the country and Peña running the board? When God said "brain," Minerva thought he said "rain" and answered she didn't want any because she intended to stay dry. She conducts meetings as if she were high. Her critics contend that she must combine meth with coffee before the calling chaos to order because she is always wired. We occasionally disagree with Erasmo Castro, but he is absolutely right when he describes her on his Brownsville Talks in one word: "Stupid!" For 12 years she has been dragging the BISD through the mire and now she hopes to inflict on the community four more years of her muck. As any sane person would say: "What the fuck!" What is it about these hypocritical Christians who run in packs of wolves these days as they lead the sheep to slaughter as Trump has done with 160,000 American? They have no shame, but if Miss Minerva emerges victorious this November, we will only have ourselves to blame.)