BOBBY BLASTS BUITRES

BOOBY WITLESS-CERVANTES: "Let's begin with Viro Cardenas. El Rrun Rrun Publisher Juan Montoya broke the story. Viro is facing a child support enforcement action. The BV, as it does, verified that Viro's divorce case from 2007 has been reopened and that the address listed in the enforcement action is in fact the same he uses in his BISD filings. So based on this match, I can confirm Viro is facing a child support enforcement hearing in October. Carlos Elizondo pled guilty to stealing wheelchairs. Need I say more? Erasmo Castro was forced to resign from the BISD Board and was banned from going to campus events and taking pictures with minor boys and posting them on line."


(EDITOR'S NOTE: Booby Witless-Cervezas, the publisher of The Brownsville Void, is confirming to the blogsphere followers that "Los Tres Buitres" are Viro "El Virus" Cardenas, Erasmo "El Queso" Castro and Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo. Are they fit for office? According to the bloviating and bullying blogger, they are hardly the role models Brownsville parents would desire for their children. They all have arrest records and they have lost several elections between the three of them. Not only are they running as a slate, but they want to control the board. According to a source close to BISD Trustees Drue Brown and Prisci Roca-Tipton, their first order of business is to fire Superintendent Rene Gutierrez, who despite all the naysayers' criticisms, has successfully inaugurated the school year even though both the board and administration know that with the volatile nature of COVID-19, the roof could save in tomorrow. "Los Buitres" offer nothing but chaos and confusion precipitated by their confrontational tactics. Wightman-Cervantes, who often says that Dr. G.F. McHale-Scully, the founder of The McHale Report, is the inspiration behind his blogging career, hasn't posed the question that stares him straight in the face. Is Marisa "La Paloma" Leal part of this troika? Her ad appears in a composite presentation with theirs or is Wightman-Cervezas once again only revealing one side of the story because he has his own agenda? In the past he has been known to manipulate BISD officials to accede to his demands. When it comes to blowing hot air, Booby Witless-Cervezas is the closest individual who resembles Donald Trump on the border. As a Brownsville blogger puts it: "Yes, Booby will respond with his Trump like twitter meltdowns. There is no substantive difference between Booby and Trump when it comes to their insecurities. As Mary Trump so accurately stated, Trump cannot handle not being loved and praised by everyone so he lashes out like a child. McHale cannot comprehend he is not the great miserable hope for Brownsville so he lashes out. Trump and Booby are one and the same person."

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