BOBBY EJACULATES

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "No journalist in his right mind would post the name of a minor in a police report. (EDITOR'S NOTE: This is a blatant falsehood, but Booby has never allowed the truth to distract him when he has that sexual urge to go ballistic and ejaculate nonsense.) But that is exactly what Duardo, the publisher of The Brownsville Republic, did. It violates every known rule of journalistic ethics. He took Eric Garza's opposition research on John Chambers and just published it as truth as if allegations are ever proof of anything. Chambers is very accessible. Garza is not. Duardo pushes this false narrative of stalking. Duardo makes real journalist report claims without verification and giving the accused a voice. Duardo not knowing shit about journalism or the law sends me a demand letter I think was related to Chambers concerning confusion over an arrest warrant.  Unfortunately, until they get you to the station, some people are arrested on mistaken identity. There is no case. There is no violation of the law. I would imagine the man's attorney charged him a couple of thousand for a letter he knew would go nowhere.  But Duardo wants me to push Garza's opposition research on the Brownsville Voice. This is the real story: Garza accused Chambers of stalking a three-time arrested minor on drug charges. It is call surveillance, Duardo, and it is done every day. It should shock no one Garza is running cover for someone who was arrested three times on drug charges and calls surveillance on her stalking. Duardo is a failed journalist for a reason. So now Duardo is having one of his childish fits because Chambers will not talk to him. Chambers has seen his hack work and does not work with hacks. Man up, Duardo and admit you messed by not contacting Chambers before you went with the story. No real journalist accepts opposition research. But Duardo was never a real journalist; hence, he accepted the opposition research and never bothered to speak with Chambers before going with it. Now he cries like a baby because Chambers does not trust him."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: And we thought Donald Trump was desperate! John Chambers is Donald Trump's evil face in Cameron County. Running for Cameron County Sheriff as a Republican and facing a tough challenge in Democrat Eric Garza, the redneck is turning to Booby Witless-Cervezas, the publisher of El Brownsville Void, to counter the negative press arising from his gross lack of professionalism during his law enforcement career. Is this Chambers' demand for a return on an investment? How did Booby pay for his recent trip to San Diego, Califas when he is incessantly lamenting about his financial woes? At The McHale Report we won't begin with the blogger's diatribe. We will begin with Chambers since he is the candidate and Witless-Cervezas is his cheerleader. Chambers has a record that is worse than the criminals he will supervise if he triumphs. For starters, he looks cute in pink, a color his detractors suggest he will be donning once again in the near future. He has been convicted of 14 felonies in the past. He is presently awaiting sentencing on 14 misdemeanors. He was terminated in Early, Texas as a police officer based on multiple accusations, which included the stalking of women in general and the stalking of a 16-year-old girl in particular. /DP-M, the publisher of The Brownsville Republic, has based Chambers penchant for passionate but unwanted overtures toward females on documents from the Early Police Department that we possesses at The McHale Report. Witless-Cervezas claims that /DP-M is not a real journalist. This is just one of many lies that the bullying blogger is fostering in the above commentary. /DP-M had a distinguished 30-year career in journalism and wrote for some of the most illustrious newspapers in the nation. When he presents the facts about Chambers' alleged lack of professionalism, he is basing his facts on Early Police Department reports. "The reason why more and more of the major networks are hiring lawyers as journalist is because we understand evidence," bellows beer-bellied Booby with the body of a bowling ball and the head of a cue ball. We???!!! You were a lawyer, Booby, but the State of Texas disbarred your sorry ass because you brayed like a donkey in the courts. And you have never been a journalist--paper routes don't count--because you can't write. Why are you prostrating yourself at the feet of Chambers whom /DP-M asserts--based on the overwhelming evidence--is unfit for sheriff, an opinion which we at The McHale Report share with our longtime ally and friend? Why are you insinuating that Juan Montoya--the award-winning publisher of El Rrun Rrun--is on Chambers' payroll? Montoya is a Chicano in the spirit of Cesar Chavez and Juan Cortina and he would never sully his liberal reputation associating himself with a Republican renegade? There are scores of other questions we could pose, but we've wasted our time on Witless-Cervezas too many times in the past (Everybody knows he's a nut!) and we are pressed for time scrutinizing the documents regarding Chambers' checkered background. And we will be printing the relevant material so our readers can make an informed decision when voting. On a side note, Witless-Cervezas, hoping to shift the focus the attention on the sinless Garza and away from the sinner Chambers, is pushing this ludicrous narrative that Garza is protecting one of Chambers' victims the bloviating blogger asseverates is a drug dealer. As a judge might ask: "Where is the evidence, Mr. Disbarred Lawyer?"