BOBBY FORGETS MEDS

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "I'm giving it to you straight on why Cameron County District Attorney Luis Saenz is not in federal prison. He has the DOJ blackmailed. Hopefully, if Joe Biden wins, his new attorney general will end the criminal enterprise of Luis Saenz. Let me give you a well-established fact. Mayor Trey Mendez, knowing Saenz is a criminal, cut a deal with him to insure Saenz's wife would replace him on the TSC Board of Trustees if Saenz endorsed him. Devoid of any moral compass, Mendez did not give a rat's ass that Saenz covered up the murders of Mary Tipton and Maria Fidela Garza. He wanted power at any price. For Mendez the lives of these two women were just the price which had to be paid to make him mayor."


(EDITOR'S NOTE: Why does Booby Witless-Cervezas waste his time blogging when he could be writing best-selling novels? The publisher of The Brownsville Void has a gift for fiction. We are surprised that Texas Southmost College hasn't hired him to teach a course in creative writing. Maybe it's because of his grammar. At The McHale Report we have to edit his copy extensively. Unless you have read him through the years, he is incoherent to the average viewer. Besides alternating between upper and lower cases, different colors and fonts, Witless-Cervezas long ago declared war on the English language. To his credit, he has never surrendered in his struggle to induce William Shakespeare to turn in his grave. But you have to give credit where credit is due: He can sure tell a good story.)

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