BOBBY GOES BONKERS

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "KRGV's lawyer is shutting down John Chambers' ad. The filth which is our courts and legal system never ceases to amaze me. When the facts came out, Chambers was stalking no one. He was doing surveillance on a minor arrested three times on drugs charges. Judge Janet Leal might want to look to Elia Cornejo-Lopez to see her future. She will not be tolerated. The hearing on the temporary injunction is at 3 p.m. If Chamber's lawyer fails to remove the case to federal court, then it is fair to say he has no idea what he is doing. Leal has no respect for the law or the First Amendment. The law is clear and she threw it to the wind. If Chambers' lawyer removes the case to federal court, the TRO will be voided and the bond paid over to Chambers. The truth about KRGV will come out. It is not a news station. It relies on the corruption of our courts to get what it wants." 

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Booby Witless-Cervezas, the publisher of The Brownsville Voice, doesn't make any sense even when we do our best at The McHale Reporter to edit his incoherent outbursts. For whatever reason, and it may be financial, Witless-Cervezas insists that Republican candidate "Chubby" John Chambers is the victim of a widespread conspiracy. Will Witless-Cervezas soon be arguing that Donald Trump is the victim of a China/Democratic conspiracy? In his ridiculous attempt to defend Chambers who may soon be doing time himself for multiple charges, Witless-Cervezas takes his usual shotgun approach and blasts KRGV, the justice system, State District Court Judge Janet Leal and even Chambers' own attorney without landing even a pellet. As we said: We don't understand this disbarred lawyer's motivation for insisting that Chambers is the victim other than Chambers is depositing a substantial amount of cash in this poor man's pockets. Witless-Cervezas can argue until he is blue, or in his case green, in the face. John Chambers, a Republican redneck who pays homage to Trump, wants to be sheriff of Cameron County. He was once convicted for 14 felonies. He is facing sentencing for 14 misdemeanors. According to extensive documentation and excellent reporting by /DP-M, the publisher of The Brownsville Republican, various women, including a 16-year-old girl, accused Chambers of stalking them. He was ultimately terminated by the Early Police Department in the wake of these complaints among a myriad of other grievances. Trouble and controversy have followed him wherever he has gone. Even The Brownsville Herald has taken him to the cleaners for his comportment. Besides Booby being looney, the verdict is incontrovertible: John Chambers is unfit to be sheriff of Cameron County.)


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