BOBBY JOINS SHOCK TROOPS

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "Jerry proves that Eric Garza knows nothing but contempt for the law and will get the county sued. Jerry, the self-professed drug addict and pornographer, accuses Garza of being with the drug cartels while taking his money to spread lies. Is Garza paying him in pot or unreported money? Why do Jerry and Garza lie? Because for them being a sheriff does not include honor or integrity. Is Garza now an employee of the Robert Gracia and Mark A. Johnson's political brothel? For months I have been fed garbage on Gracia and Johnson. I have published none of it because as is nearly always the case, when you ask for proof, they go silent. If I were Johnson, I would get a criminal defense attorney now before Gracia throws him under the bus. Democrats are coming out of the woodwork to denounce Garza as the face of corruption, which makes Cameron County a cesspool. John Chambers is good for Cameron County. You need to vote for integrity and not a "D" next to someone's name. If you cannot smell a rat, you need to get a doctor because you have lost your sense of smell and have COVID. If The Brownsville Herald or any TV station accepts any more Garza ads, they are on notice they could be sued for forfeiture."


(EDITOR'S NOTES: When we edit a Booby Witless-Cervezas' article at The McHale Report, it is like putting together a jigsaw puzzle. It's fun taking the wild rantings of this bloviating blogger and arranging them into a coherent presentation although it's impossible to eradicate all his mental muddlings. Now that the publisher of The Brownsville Void is a goose-stepping Trump toady, "Blood Bath" Booby has become the Hispanic version of the perverted president. He has decided that he is going to support Republican John Chambers because the latter has experience on both sides of the bars. Since Chambers has an ignominious past detailed on Google as well as having suffered the shame of his own Republican Party repudiating him as its sheriff candidate in a previous election, Witless-Cervezas can only engineer the Second Coming of Conrado Cantu by unleashing a ruthless smear campaign against Democratic nominee Eric Garza. It is laughable the extremes Witless-Cervantes will desperately explore as he does his best to supplant reality with fiction. But after we submit his writings to our grammar and poetic standards, there is a mad artistry in his insanity. The motif, however, never changes. He launches baseless accusations, charges everyone with corruption that would include his own mother except she's dead and threatens individuals and institutions with dire repercussions if they don't adhere to his dictates. With the season's first norther sweeping through South Texas, Booby's hot air quickly dissipates in the refreshing weather.)   

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