BOBBY JOINS TRUMP

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "The last time we voted out Sheriff Omar Lucio, we got drug dealer Conrado Cantu. I want Trump in jail, along with his children, and Melania deported for lying on her original application, but I will be voting for John Chambers. If you can vote for Eric Garza merely because he is a Democrat, then you are the cause of our corruption."


(EDITOR'S NOTES: Booby Witless-Cervezas, the publisher of The Brownsville Void, bellows "corruption" every week. Last week he was accusing the respected Association of Brownsville Educators (AOBE) of corruption because the organization didn't endorse his candidates. AOBE enforces a strict democratic process and its members decided. Witless-Cervezas, taking a page from Trump's book, wants to be the tyrant and impose his choices regardless of the majority's preferences. To nobody's surprise, the blogger suffered yet another emotional breakdown and threatened the AOBE female leadership and hundreds of BISD employees with a "blood bath" if they didn't rescind their endorsements. Unintimidated, AOBE's president went to the Brownsville Police Department and filed a compliant. The BPD is investigating. So who's corrupt this week? Cameron County D.A. Luis Saenz? Cameron County Judge Eddie Treviño? Brownsville Mayor Trey Mendez? City Commissioner Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa? Before we identify his latest target, it should be pointed out that Witless-Cervezas' spinal stimulator is causing him grief. "I feel horrible pain from the healing," lamented the "sick puppy" as Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss calls him. "Sometimes in bed when I move it feels like the stimulator is going to pull right through the skin." Whenever he is going to start screaming that the sky is falling, Witless-Cervezas always prefaces these unhinged accusations with a health report that puts him at death's door. This is his escape hatch when he has trapped himself with his own words and needs to make a speedy exit. This week's special guest on the Booby W-C hot seat is former Cameron County District Clerk and Democratic Sheriff nominee Eric Garza. It seems the Democrats preferred Garza over Witless-Cervezas' pick, Sheriff Omar Lucio. Though the bullying blogger isn't threatening those Democrats who disagreed with him with a "blood bath," he is accusing them of "corruption" as he does his best to draw a comparison between Garza and Conrado Cantu. Instead, the blogger is endorsing Republican John Chambers. Booby is like the Bernie Sanders supporters who jumped to the Republican side because their candidate didn't receive the Democratic nomination. If any comparisons can be drawn, google Chambers and with all his felony charges and personnel problems at his Indian Lake police station, introducing him as the next Conrado Cantu might be appropriate.)

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