BONKERS BOBBY

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVANTES: "The Association of Brownsville Educators (AOBE) does not stand with its teachers. Veronica Borrego is willfully ignoring the complaints of teachers out of fears voters will retaliate against her criminal ticket. AOBE and other teacher unions have made it clear they will put the voters/parents over the teachers and students so as to be able to take control of the school board. The NEA will take TSTA to task if they fail to take action against AOBE."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Ever since AOBE democratically chose its endorsements, Booby Witless-Cervezas has been going through a menopausal mental breakdown. The publisher of The Brownsville Void has lost it completely. He is intimating that "Big" Joe Rodriguez is part of a "criminal ticket" because AOBE rejected incumbent Minerva Peña who now proudly calls herself Witless-Cervezas' pen pal with their frequent love letters printed on his blog. Witless-Cervezas suffered such a fit of fury when AOBE announced its endorsements that he guaranteed the entity's President Veronica Borrego, its elected officials and BISD educators and employees that they would experience a "blood bath" if they didn't rescind their recommendations within 48 hours. They refused and the belittled blogger slunk into the darkness with his tail between his legs. Instead, Borrego went to the Brownsville Police Department and filed a complaint arguing that Witless-Cervezas had sworn physical violence against hundreds of defenseless women with his "blood bath" ultimatum. Blowing still more hot air, the humiliated disbarred lawyer is now demanding that TSTA and NEA, AOBE's parent organizations, take immediate action against AOBE. Nobody doubts that TSTA and NEA will take action, but it won't be against AOBE. It will be against Witless-Cervezas who believes he can inflict physical harm on females exercising their democratic right to vote and then escape the repercussions for his wilfull words. "There is no doubt that Booby is physically sick," says Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss. "He bores us with his latest ailment on a weekly basis and then proceeds to label the various doctors incompetent who are treating him. I believe an expert would determine that he is mentally sick. Witless-Cervezas must be looking at himself when he is lashing out at others. The facts speak for themselves. He was incompetent as a soldier. He was incompetent as a lawyer and booted out of the profession as a result of his ineptitude. He is incompetent as a writer as the editors at The McHale Report must peruse his incoherent copy and extensively edit it in order to present a literate commentary. And he is incompetent as a blogger as the more he vows "blood baths" against those with whom he doesn't agree, the more credibility he loses if that's possible because he has less money in the bank in the estimation of the public than when BISD attorney Baltazar Salazar was writing hot checks without sufficient funds in his account." Booby will blather and babble and blither and the occasional reader will chop through his prose with a machete. It is no easy task cutting through Booby's jungle of gibberish. Most detractors would agree that Booby is a freak of nature, except they don't want to insult nature, but a mere look at his figure--a cue ball sitting atop a bowling ball--and it isn't difficult to conclude that God has not been kind to him