TREY & EDDIE

Two city bureaucrats were sitting at The Library drinking margaritas when the subject turned to sex. Neither of the gals had fucked in months.

A: Out of curiosity, who would you like to screw? Mayor Trey Mendez or County Judge Eddie Treviño?

B: I don't know. Which one has the bigger dick?

A: I don't know.

B: Which one is taller?

A: I don't know.

B: Are they taller than former County Judge Carlos Cascos?

A: Good question.

B: Are they married?

A: Finally! A question I can answer. No.

B: As single men, do you think their sheets are stained from sperm and blood?

A: I have no idea, but I wish my sheets were stained with sperm rather than blood.

B: Do you think they shave their pubics to enhance the size of their cocks?

A: I have no idea. Everyone has his or her preference. The last guy I was screwing left me after a few fucks because he liked a thick bush and he said my shaved pussy repulsed him. He said he kept waiting for a moray eel to poke its head out from between my legs at any moment and he couldn't relax with that picture in his head.

B: Do you think they are circumcised?

A: I would hope so. I only like pretty dicks entering me.

B: It's been so long I would like any dick entering me.

The two drank until closing time. Apparently, their looks didn't improve in the estimation of the other drunks who had been wiling the night away. They both went home and sunk into empty beds. They lamented their plights during the these troubled times. Only a good fuck made any sense with a Coronavirus waiting to seduce them.

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