BOOBY RIPS GIL

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "Gilbert Hinojosa is about as much of a Democrat as Hitler was a rabbi. He and his wife are pure evil. Anyone who is a friend with Gilbert in my book has crossed the line into devil worshipping and is unfit for public office."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Nobody says it better than Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss: "Booby is a sick puppy." For clarification headlining that "Booby loses it again" is about as newsworthy as reporting that Brownsville's Best have carted "Captain" Bob Sanchez off to jail again. In an attempt to fill his shadow, the bullying blogger of The Brownsville Void goes from target to target blasting them with a shotgun hoping that a pellet will at least ping the outer circle of one of his marks. From his liberal use of lyrica, hydrocodone, naloxone, androgel and 800 milligrams of ibuprofen, the worthless writer drugged out of his mind has never encountered a sentence he didn't slaughter or a paragraph he didn't pulverize. Disbarred as a lawyer for talking too much and never making sense, Witless-Cervezas would be expelled from a ninth-grade English class for filling page of page in his notebook without  penning one coherent statement. He is a corpulent glob of human flesh whose multiple complexes have reduced him to a raging hypochondriac. The misguided prophet of gobbledygook believes that spewing nothing will eventually culminate in something. Apparently he didn't learn in pre-school (He was the only eight-year-old in a class of four-year-olds) that zero plus zero plus another million zeroes will still add up to zero. He can never escape his anger. Perhaps it's the carpal tunnel that has him screaming in agony every time he presses a key that prevents him from viewing life from a positive perspective. Or it could be the congenital hydrocephalus that has culminated in hypothalamic dysfunction. And nobody should underestimate the toll that iliotibial band syndrome combined with intracerebral pressure exacerbated by both bile gerd and acid reflux can take on a person. These maladies make his precancerous polyps seem like the least of his worries. Conclusively a failure as both a lawyer and a writer, his only option is to belittle others with the intention of bringing them down to his abysmal level. Despite his huffing and puffing, he hasn't been able to blow down a straw palapa, let along a brick building. He never needs a reason to explore his irrational mind, so we're not surprised that he characterizes Gilberto Hinojosa as the devil and that the longtime politico and his lovely wife are no better than Nazis persecuting Jews. "Maybe Booby hasn't been able to take a dump for a week," offered Maclovio O'Malley, la Voz de los Vatos. "He is probably so backed up that I would be surprised if he started vomiting diarrhea. Es un pinche pendejo with his vacuous vitriol. He says that Gilberto and his lovely wife really aren't Democrats. Está bien safado, el puto! Next thing he'll be barfing that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris aren't really Democrats. In one of his posts he indicated that he had access to a vape and blueberry flavored pot. I'd suggest that he take a deep hit and hold it until he asphyxiates himself. He is so detached from reality that Trump seems like only an ignoramus next to this idiot."