CHAMBERS 11B

 BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "This is the political brothel of Robert Gracia and Mark A. Johnson with their number one whore. Eric Garza."


(EDITOR'S NOTE: When Booby Witless-Cervezas, a man who can't write but sure can cuss to compensate for his dearth of literary skills, resorts to epithets as in the preceding quote, his readers immediately conclude that the bowling ball with a cue ball for a head is wobbling on his last legs. We have no idea the image the blubbery blogger is trying to promote by saying the retired law enforcement officer Gracia and successful businessman Johnson are running a brothel and that Cameron County Democratic Sheriff Eric Garza is their whore. (For the record, Booby: Prostitutes, not whores, work in brothels, but since you don't have a carnal appreciation for women, you probably don't know the difference.) In his wild rantings he accuses Gracia, Johnson and Garza of corruption, but in his usual failed manner, which may account for his disbarment from Texas courts, he presents no evidence to support his bluster. Do any of them even have records? On the other hand, John Chambers, who has inspired Witless-Cervezas to join Trump's Republican Party, has been in and out of court--with a brief stop in jail as can be observed in his chic pink jumpsuits--for the last five years. According to Witless-Cervezas, this is the latest in the Chambers' saga that is a sad story of an individual who couldn't handle the few responsibilities as police chief in the hick town of Indian Lake. Writes Witless-Cervezas about a person who evokes the ghost of Conrado Cantu: "The case currently before the Court of Criminal appeals addresses the court of appeals failure for a second time to follow the law. The court of appeals is angry they were reversed once, so they ignored the law as handed down by the Court of Criminal Appeals and ordered a new trial for misdemeanors, not felonies. The court of appeals, having ignored the law for a second time, had its order appealed to the Court of Criminal Appeals." The choice is simple: Do we want Garza who will enforce the law or do we want Chambers who will break the law? Their past records speak volumes on this issue. Witless-Cervezas, however, must believe you have to hire a criminal as sheriff in order to control the other criminals. We wouldn't have been surprised if Booby, living during the Wild West times, would have endorsed Billy the Kid over Wyatt Earp.)

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