/DP-M FORWARDS JUAN INFO

 /DP-M: "We have sent a copy of the trove of John Chambers law enforcement career troubles we received via Email to local Blogger Juan Montoya..."



(EDITOR'S NOTE: /DP-M, the publisher of The Brownsville Republic, wants John "El Chorizo" Chambers' castrated politically. Over the last three weeks he has published again and again damming and documented evidence that the Republican candidate for Cameron County Sheriff has an unforgiveable predilection for "stalking" that makes him unfit to serve even as a Walmart security guard. In an award-winning display of investigative reporting, /DP-M did his homework and from official documents published that Chambers as a policeman in Early, Texas was facing "unacceptable charges of stalking young women" and that on another dark occasion he was "stalking a 16-year-old girl" that among other complaints culminated in his dismissal from the good ol' boys' hick town. /DP-M is furious that the electorate would vote for a Trump redneck who appears as vice-ridden as the prurient president. "'El Chorizo' is a rotten apple riddled with worms," said Maclovio O'Malley, La Voz de los Vatos who is working the barrios for TSC candidates Adela Garza and Alejandra Aldrete. "I would never allow him within a mile of my daughters. The man was found guilty on 14 felony counts and now is awaiting sentencing for 14 misdemeanor counts. He is indubitably cementing his reputation throughout the county as the Lawless Lawman." /DP-M is on a crusade and we have locked arms with this paragon of virtue, often compared to Jesus Christ for his impeccable moral code. We have joined his cause by relying on his unquestioned integrity as a journalist to reveal the real Chambers. Chambers can best be described as a White-Trash Trump. In an act of cooperation that defines the bloggers' commitment to justice, /DP-M has sent El Rrun Rrun's Publisher Juan Montoya the documents detailing Chambers' miscreant behavior. As a Catholic, Montoya will discover that the hypocritical Christian is culpable of mortal sins, not venial sins. The father of several daughters, nothing infuriates Montoya more than a man who harasses women. And a man that harasses a 16-year-old girl!!! "If accountability and transparency are demanded by any candidate from other candidates, then it should apply to everyone who runs for public office," Montoya recently promulgated regarding males who threaten females either physically or psychologically. It is a standard that has marked his career for taking no prisoners. And Chambers thought he was going to be sheriff. When Montoya finishes with him, he will find himself at Rucker Carrizales, but not as sheriff. He'll be prisoner 696969. We owe a great debt of gratitude to /DP-M for supplying Montoya with the police reports. McAllen may be /DP-M's vieja, but Brownsville is his movida. Well-known for his daring sword play, the swashbuckling Don Juan de la Frontera prides himself on keeping his mistress content by warning her of pretenders who might portray themselves as White Knights in Shining Armor, but who, in reality, are the blackest of blackguards. Sometimes too many words obstruct the essence of a message. Like a bullfighter burying his sword to the hilt into the bull's neck, his message is a clean thrust: "Chambers is unfit to be sheriff." He has handed Montoya the sword for the coup de grace. How deep will Montoya bury the blade into this stalker? We await his performance. In the ring of border blogging, he is the unmatched matador.) 

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