EL RRUN RRUN RIPS

 Though there is a loss of credibility in anonymity, there are some truths to the posting of El Rrun Rrun's faceless contributors. We asked Brad Doherty, the former Brownsville Herald photographer and The McHale Report's chief copy editor, to peruse the blog's posting and combine the most searing criticisms into one article. Doherty delivered this tour de force:

Erasmo and his pendejos are upset. They are not being backed up by some board members. Therefore, they will bash and attack. As an American, we have the right to vote and endorse whom we want. But, of course, Erasmo, Carlos and Viro believe people don’t have a right to their opinion. If you are not with them, everything you do or whom you are supporting is wrong and they bash you on Facebook. These cowards will get what is coming to them. And to the teachers and supporters drinking their Kool-Aid: You are stupid!

The Criminal Slate--Erasmo, Carlos and Viro--want to play the victims. (Like Brazilian soccer players, they are only know by their first names, which, thankfully, saves their families from some embarrassment.) You hear these machos crying like babies: They are being targeted, they are being harassed by the cops, they are being bullied, etc. It's about time, Criminal Slate, that you feel that way--just like all your victims! 

How many lives have you ruined, Erasmo? What about all the young boys you have taken pictures with and posted. You claimed that they were your relatives until the parents came forward said that they weren't related to you. Your colleagues on the BISD Board of Trustees felt that you were such a moral threat to our community's youth that they voted unanimously to prohibit you from stepping foot of any campuses and attending any extracurricular activities.  

What about your victims at the Fire Department, Carlos? Your so-called brothers whom you told that you had their best interests? Obviously, you didn't. Handle your felonies and don't expunge them like all your other criminal wrongdoings. And, yes, your daughters will have to be exposed to your actions. No one to blame for that, only you. 

Viro, you pathetic fuck! You have no freaking chance in this race!!! Go handle your child support that your daughters are owed. Be a man and man up to your issues. Remember when you finished sixth in the five-person mayoral race? You're going to finish fifth in the four-person BISD race, puto!

Why is everyone bitching and complaining about BISD Board Attorney Baltazar Salazar? We all know that he has given money to many of the previous board members, current board members as well as candidates and vendors. It's called a "company write-off" so the firms don't get taxed as much at the end of the year. 

You have the Criminal Slate upset because they weren't chosen to get money. That's to show you that the companies aren't desperate to just give it away. Erasmo knows exactly about Baltazar's generosity, don't you? 

How many out-of-state conferences did you attend on behalf of the BISD with all expenses paid while you embarrassed the district with your drunkenness? Other board members abandoned you since you were acting like a fool. How much was the drinking tab that you ran up and Baltazar paid? People aren't dumb. They know what this Criminal Slate is all about.

Brownsville is in trouble when the Criminal Slate is full of worthless con artists and scumbags. Voters would have to be real stupid to vote for these assholes. They only run to raise campaign funds from crooked vendors for personal use. Win or lose, they just suck up the campaign funds to pay their legal bills.

Orange is the new rage for these criminals who have the audacity to run for public office, knowing full well that the people know exactly who they are and what they have been accused of doing. We have to check policy that lists the qualifications for running for BISD school board. Must you have some kind of charges on your file to qualify? They have no shame!

These felons truly believe they have the momentum. They think because they have Dhalia Aguilar and her teachers from Lopez on their side that all teachers want them to win. This is bullshit. Besides his low-life followers, Erasmo's  base is no more than 600 people. Everyone knows he needs over 10,000 to even compete because 40,000 will vote this BISD election. Daniela Lopez-Valdez will whoop his ass easily. Same for Carlos. Eddie Garcia has the silent majority on his side.

If these people are harassing others, can you imagine if they were to win? They are criminals and deserve to be in jail. They are a bunch of corrupt bullies and liars. They have inspired every bum in Brownsville to run for office. If they miss their jumpsuits so much, we should send them back to where they belong. We are no different than a Third-World country electing crooks and idiots. Just another brick in the wall.