GARZA 10-14

  Booby Witless-Cervezas, the publisher of El Brownsville Void, hasn't called himself Brownsville's only unbought blogger in quite some time. Is that because Donald's Trump's Harlingen Heathens are paying him to smear Cameron County Democratic nominee Eric Garza in order for a Republican to win the office? 



Witless-Cervezas barks repeatedly that Trump is white trash wrapped in dollar bills and that he would never support him, yet he is doing Trump's dirty work by allying himself with the Republicans as he attacks Garza on almost a daily basis in his bloviating and blathering blog.

"Booby is constantly complaining about his financial state and he would be an easy mark for a wheeler-and-dealer with plenty of cash in his wallet," said Billy Baker, the talkative twin of the investigative team known as the Baker Boys.

"I've been going through the financial reports and the Republicans are spending thousands and thousands of dollars to win one for the Gipper, or in this case, one for Trump," said Baker. 

"Booby mentioned several months ago that he was going to start selling advertising. Once you take money, you ain't a virgin any longer, honey. And Booby has a big, fat belly to fill and it takes money to keep that pig oinking."

Posting anti-Garza articles printed in Mexican newspapers with no evidence to substantiate the charges, Witless-Cervezas is practicing a journalism that would result in his disbarment as a reporter as it did as a lawyer.

"We are in trouble, people, and I can assure you our inept leaders Mayor Trey Mendez and County Judge will not denounce Eric Garza," wrote Witless-Cervezas before adding, "Democrats are tired of being taken by people like Eric Garza."

Who would have ever thought based on his reckless rhetoric that Booby would be in bed with Donald? That is a coupling that would even cause former Cameron County Judge Carlos Cascos and his Republican sidekick Cris Valadz to vomit.


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