GARZA 10-26

 John Chambers, the Republican Cameron County Sheriff nominee, recently covered the county with his flyers announcing his love for God. It is true that like God little girls catch his eye and nobody would be surprised if Chambers were going door to door a la Donald Trump with a Bible over his head.

But in his hypocritical testimony that he has been sent to save this god-forsaken corner of the country, he has encountered, to his dismay, the devil. And who is this Satan character? He is probably the finest journalist the Rio Grande Valley has ever produced. The McAllen Marvel, he calls himself /DP-M.

He has been riding Chambers hard like Trump rides one of his prostitutes. Three weeks ago he broke the story of the campaign season when he asserted that Chambers had been stalking a 16-year-old girl. Stalking a 16-year-old girl!!!

Yes! Stalking a 16-year-old girl!!!

The titillating tidbit didn't cause a stir. Disappointed by the lack of reaction, /DP-M noted again this weekend that Chambers had been accused of stalking a 16-year-old girl. This time the veteran journalist's gained the attention he so desperately desires as any hard-working reporter does when he has a scoop that deserves publicity in order to save the community from a sexual predator.

"It's the block-busting scandal of the campaign season," said Scott Steinbeck. "/DP-M has grabbed Chambers' six-shooter and filled him with holes. We have received the same documents that /DP-M is utilizing to expose the rapacious and not the religious Chambers. The information certainly substantiates /DP-M's conclusion that Chambers is unfit for the job."

"We are not apologizing for chasing the John Chambers' information," thunders /DP-M who has struck his victim through the heart with a bolt of lightning. And neither should he as he crusades for the voiceless masses eking out existences on this shank of land known as the Rio Grande Valley. What will /DP-M break next regarding the creepy Chambers.

Will it match his October 6th posting: "Mr. Chambers does have a track record that would indicate an inability to get along with colleagues, with unacceptable charges of stalking young women, with firings and dismissals – too many for The Republic to consider him a credible candidate."

Unfortunately, /DP-M's foot work didn't create the stampede he desired so he decided this his sensationalistic inside info deserved another crack this weekend. It wasn't a pretty commentary for Chambers who endeavors to portray himself as the Second Coming.

"John Chambers, the chubby, aw-shucks Republican in the Nov. 3rd contest against Democrat Eric Garza needs to be looked-at carefully by county voters," penned /DP-M over a bottle of his favorite Shiraz. 

"There is, as we have noted in previous reporting, something to make you wonder. He’s worked law enforcement in his odd own way (stalking a 16-year-old girl in one incident), been the outsider in his own department (Early, Texas) and even been arrested."

Wow!

Sometimes you have to drag a politician through the mud and there is no doubt that /DP-M has dumped Chambers in the pig sty and left him to drown in the mire. Garza should hire /DP-M as his publicist. The Democrat would win in a landslide.

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