JESSICA

It's the price you pay 
for being a public figure, 
but in Jessica's case, 
if Art doesn't stop her 
from gorging herself on flour tortillas 
when she isn't spewing tonterias, 
she won't have a figure. 
When God said ignorance, 
Jessica thought He said intelligence 
and He filled her empty head 
with a dead rat instead. 
President Donald Trump 
twittered from his bed: 
"I'm repulsed by that rump!" 

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