LAW DELIVERS GOODS

 Marshall Law, The McHale Report's expert on all police matters, ordered a bowl of pozole at Bertha's Cafe. He was dipping his spoon into the broth when he was interrupted by an attractive woman in her mid-thirties. He smiled.

"You don't me, but I know who you are," she said as an introduction. "I prefer our situation remain that way, but I have several questions that I know that you will answer honestly. Are you comfortable with that?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Is it true that sheriff candidate John Chambers was convicted for 14 felonies."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Is it true that he is awaiting sentencing for 14 misdemeanors?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Is it true that women have accused him of stalking them?"

"Yes, ma'am.'

"Is it true that the mother of a 16-year-old teenager accused him of stalking her daughter?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Is it true that he was fired subsequently from that police department?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"He is a Republican and a Trump supporter, right?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Does he believe he can grab women like Trump?"

"The evidence indicates that might be a possibility."

"Is he a redneck?"

"If he isn't, he could appear in a movie in the role of one?"

"Do you believe the FBI is investigating him for a $225,000 credit card payment for his campaign."

"I have no information regarding that matter, but the FBI does have an informant regarding Chambers should the agency decide to pursue the matter."

"Why would anyone vote for him?"

"Why would anyone vote for Donald Trump?"

"True. Thank-you for your time, Mr. Law, and excuse me for interrupting you, but I have had it with crooks who are disguising themselves as politicians. Prevecho."

"Thank-you, ma'am."  

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