LOS TRES PUTOS

 At The McHale Report we have called their slate Los Tres Buitres. They all know the feeling of being losers in political races, but there is always the hope of working deals under the table, in smoke-filled rooms and behind closed doors.

They are known infamously throughout Brownsville as Erasmo "El Queso" Castro, Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo and Viro "El Virus" Cardenas. But the trio hasn't only inspired Los Tres Buitres moniker. They are also called Los Flamingos for their penchant for donning pink criminal attire. Since Republican Cameron County Sheriff candidate "Chubby" John Chambers also has a predilection for pink, Los Flamingos have opened their arms--perhaps wings would be more appropriate.

As their reputations have plummeted in the community--Donald Trump could beat any of them in Cameron County for dogcatcher--and their integrity as role models for Brownsville Independent School District (BISD) students, this troika of turds who expect to win seats as school district trustees, have now been baptized the Criminal Slate.

They have stationed themselves in front of the Central Public Library where they have found themselves involved in one incident after another. The police have interviewed them on several occasions for their conduct. 

"Everything with these pendejos is a show," says Maclovio O'Malley who is working the barrios for Joe Rodriguez in his race against incumbent Minerva Peña and Marisa Leal. "Since they often appear on the internet in their pink uniforms after their arrests, they were wearing pink outfits recently as being labeled criminals is a big joke to them.

"Most BISD students learn their lessons. These fools mock us with their complete disregard for the law. Can you imagine the spectacle that the board meetings would become if they were seated. Besides dissing the law, they have no respect for anyone as they call the superintendent 'stupid' and the trustees 'corrupt' among other epithets as they like to compete with Trump in the juvenile game of name-calling."

Los Tres Buitres! Los Flamingos! The Criminal Slate! Let's cut to the chase and call a spade a spade: Los Tres Putos!

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