THE MCHALE REPORT DEMANDS ACTION

 The McHale Report is demanding immediate action from the BISD, the City of Brownsville and Cameron County authorities in the wake of Brownsville Void Publisher Booby Witless-Cervezas threatening the Association of Brownsville Educators (AOBE) with a "blood bath" if its members don't resign from the organization because the bloviating and bullying blogger doesn't agree with the association's endorsements in the school district's November elections.


"We all know that politics is blood sport," said The McHale Report's managing editor Scott Steinbeck. "We have our perverted president saying, 'They start looting and we start shooting' as well as he defending the teenage vigilante who killed two protesters in the streets of Wisconsin. We know that Trump's Coronavirus has reached Brownsville and is killing hundreds. Is the social unrest that he is promoting to divide and conquer the country in order to win the presidency at any cost now coming to Brownsville with Witless-Cervezas threatening all AOBE women--everyone a BISD employee--with a 'blood bath' because he doesn't agree with their politics?

"We are insisting that BISD Superintendent Rene Gutierrez issue a restraining order that prohibits Witless-Cervezas from stepping on any BISD properties. We are insisting that Mayor Trey Mendez assure BISD employees that they have nothing to fear from Witless-Cervezas. We are insisting that Cameron County Judge Eddie Treviño, District Attorney Luis Saenz and Sheriff Omar Lucio aren't brushing off Witless-Cervezas' comments to launch a 'blood bath' against defenseless BISD women as hyperbole and reduce this mad man's invective to a sick joke. We are insisting that Brownsville Police Chief Feliz Sauceda affirm AOBE members and BISD employees that there will be no 'blood bath' at their expense. And last, but hardly least, The Brownsville Herald needs to get off its lazy ass and warn the citizenry that there is a new 'Bobby Loco' running the streets and planning a 'blood bath' against Brownsville women.

"El Rrun Rrun Publisher Juan Montoya has been warning his readers for years that the misguided Witless-Cervevas is not well. In the words of Dr. Polyphemous Pangloss: 'He is a sick puppy. He makes no sense. He rips AOBE for allegedly endorsing sexual predators and in the next paragraph he wants to launch a blood bath on the would-be victims of sexual predators. The McHale Report's legal counsel, Justo Leyes, succinctly summed up the misfit Witless-Cervezas: 'He wasn't disbarred as a Texas lawyer for nothing. Maybe a blood bath would be redder, but that decision by his own peers to prevent him from practicing in the state as an attorney was a huge red flag.'

"At The McHale Report, since Witless-Cervezas impugns all bloggers with the public statement that he will resort to violence if AOBE women don't follow his command and resign from the association, we will be relentless in following this story. We have fought Witless-Cervezas in court and we have forced him to surrender or face the consequences of his tawdry tactics. This is dead serious. AOBE women are literally fearful for their lives. Many had never heard of this jerk and he suddenly descends upon them threatening them with a 'blood bath' if they don't adhere to his preposterous demands. These ladies and their families hear 'blood bath' for merely exercising their democratic right to select the candidates of their choice and they can't believe their ears.

"To be quite honest, we couldn't believe our eyes when we read the word 'blood bath' against these many wonderful ladies who are advocating for BISD employees. At The McHale Report we are in the front lines of every political battle in the endless war for social justice and protection of our rights. We have no second thoughts about employing graphic language in our prose and poetry. We love it when the shit is flying. And we have paid the price. We have gone to court to defend ourselves against defamation suits. We faced retaliatory acts taken against us by BISD administrators in the past. And we have been threatened with bodily harm on countless occasions, even intimations that we were putting our lives on the line with our commentary. This ain't no bullshit. But resorting to a 'blood bath' because we couldn't achieve our ends is ludicrous.

"Witless-Cervezas is a heinous creature. We don't have to tell Superintendent Gutierrez or Mayor Mendez or County Judge Treviño or Sheriff Lucio or Brownsville Police Chief Sauceda that Witless-Cervezas is a piece of insane shit. But our mothers and wives and daughters who are members of AOBE and BISD employees don't know this fact. This monster has suddenly appeared in their existences and they are afraid. Though they find their new reality that their lives may be on the line (And they thought COVID-19 was bad enough!) as surreal with this image of a 'blood bath' filling their minds, it's the lesser threats that unravel them just as much. Witless-Cervezas has bellowed like el burro that he is that he will go to any extreme in order for these AOBE ladies to lose their reputations and their BISD employment. A blood bath!!! Can you believe it???"

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