TRUMP LIKES CASTRO

 I like these guys. They share my sentiments about politics: "It's all about me!" I can hear that furry cat Erasmo Castro purring right now, "It's about me!" I can hear that eight ball Carlos Elizondo landing in some special interest's pocket bellowing, "It's all about me!" I can hear that beer guzzler Viro Cardenas shouting at the bartender, "It's all about me!"

And I love them in their pink suits. I can see the marquee right now: LOS FLAMIGOS APPEARING AT THE MAJESTIC THEATER. They would bring a smile to many jailbirds. They call themselves Los Buitres, right? I'm sure they would find themselves in someone's nest at Rucker-Carrizales.

I do wish Erasmo would quit drinking. Alcohol killed my older brother. I never got over it. What was his name? you ask. Is that a trick question? Check out his headstone; it's there.

And Carlos is facing a trial from stealing from his fellow firemen. What's wrong with that? If you want to advance in business, you have to steal. You say he stole a wheelchair, too? He had no choice. Somebody has to push around Governor Abbott.

But nobody beats that vato Viro. I learned vato from all my friends in the Rio Grande Valley. They're not like the rest of the crazy Chicanos in the United States. They appreciate a strong man. They revere a true macho.

But back to that pendejo Viro. (My Spanish is improving!) A true politician is a born hypocrite. When it comes to hypocrites, nobody tops Viro. He campaigns on the usual slogan that he wants to take care of the kids, but then the authorities throw him in jail for refusing to pay his two daughters' child support. Now I wouldn't do that to Ivanka and Tiffany, but I have to doff my sombrero--I'm sounding bilingual--to an individuals who can out-trump the Donald.

Though, from the news I receive from the border, these three aren't held in high regard, they're still my kind of fellows. If you want politicians, then vote for the Biden and the rest of those Democratic bastards, but if you want to tear down the good ol' boy system and clean the swamp, or clean the resaca as you say it down south, you couldn't pick a finer trio of troublemakers than Erasmo, Carlos and Viro. 

I've told them if the election doesn't go well for them, I have an opening for three gardeners at the White House. I love watching Mexicans work. It keeps them from being rapists and committing other criminal acts. 

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