TRUMP/ELIZONDO

If you love Donald "Dick" Trump as president, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you love Donald "Dick" Trump who puts his personal ambitions before anything else, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you love Donald "Dick" Trump because he places his family's interests ahead of the public's interests, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you believe Donald "Dick" Trump deserves a hundredth chance in the wake of failure after failure, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you believe that Donald "Dick" Trump is the victim of deep-state controversies, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you think that Donald "El Cobarde" Trump has the right to profit from the presidency, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you applaud Donald "Dick" Trump's bullying tactics, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you relate to Donald "Dick" Trump's arrogant attitude, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo as a BISD trustee.

If you support the way Donald "Dick" Trump treats people like shit, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" as a BISD trustee.

If you like the way Donald "Dick" Trump surrounds himself with sycophants, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you like the way Donald "Dick" Trump fires individuals, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you appreciate Donald "Dick" Trump's lying and cheating in order to achieve his nefarious ends, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you like Donald "Dick" Trump because he has no respect for his predecessors, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you savor Donald "Dick" Trump maliciously backstabbing his critics, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you extol Donald "Dick" Trump as he destroys our country, you will love Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo.

If you find it inexplicable that anyone in his right mind could endorse Donald "Dick" Trump for president, Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo is irrefutable evidence that an ignorant electorate will vote for an imbecile if the empty-headed candidate parrots that the sky is falling during desperate times.

Those who love the BISD would never choose anyone as hateful as Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo. He will take the BISD in the opposite direction that an intelligent person would choose as the proper path toward progress.

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