WHY IS BOOBY SO FUCKED UP
BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "I should not fear arrest as a way to silence my dissent based on truth. Her criminal complaint was filed to cause me to fear for my safety and freedom. Leaving my home and an arrest can be difficult. In the mornings I charge an internal spinal stimulator. I live in constant fear of not having my CPAP. My sister died in her sleep from sleep apnea. I have a brain shunt which requires great care. I limit leaving the house because of underlying conditions which make me more susceptible to COVID. I am not happy I have to leave my home in the morning for lab work to check my hormone levels. This is part of the brain shunt. I then come home and hopefully still have time to start the two-hour recharging of the spinal stimulator to avoid horrific pain."
EDITOR'S NOTE: And this is only the tip of Booby Witless-Cervezas's suffering. Bald and beer-belled, Witless-Cervezas is not a handsome man. Whether his many maladies have affected him both mentally and physically, we at The McHale Report are not medical experts, but we will speculate that there is something wrong with him both mentally and physically. And now that AOBE's President Veronica Borrego has filed a police report against him for threatening her, her fellow association members and sundry BISD female employees with a "blood death" if the organization doesn't rescind the endorsements with which he differed. His hatred for women has been palpable in his rantings that often borders on incoherent harangues. In the wake of his numerous threats against hundreds of Brownsville women that literally includes exercising bloody violence against them, Witless-Cervantes retreats to his favorite defense when he has royally fucked up--He's not well. there's the internal spinal stimulator that may be misfiring. And, of course, there's that damn brain shunt that makes his life miserable as if it weren't already miserable before the doctors peered into his head and found nothing, which surprises nobody. Maclovio O'Malley, la Voz de los Vatos, has referred to him on many occasions as an empty-headed bully. And those unpredicable hormone levels keep fluctuating, which would certainly affect his moods and make him more susceptible to angry outbursts that might include him raving about "blood baths" when his body is rebelling against him. Wightman-Cervantes whimpers that his life is filled with "horrific pain." And as a result of his many woes, this heartless hypochondriac has become a "horrific pain" in the ass for the rest of us.)
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