WITLESS BLASTS ELIZONDO

BOOBY WITLESS-CERVEZAS: "Carlos Elizondo wrongfully expunged criminal history for stealing wheelchairs. Enough said. How low of a human being ca he be? Indicted for stealing wheelchairs!"


(EDITOR'S NOTE: Booby Witless-Cervezas of the Brownsville Void--For the record he disguises himself according to the Baker Boys, the famed investigative duo, as Brownsville Voice Publisher Bobby Wightman-Cervantes--will not be endorsing fired Fire Chief Carlos "El Cobarde" Elizondo for the BISD School Board. In the last election the incumbent Elizondo could barely garner 9,000 votes as more than 20,000 citizens voted against him as a result of his abuses and outrages as a school district trustee. Whether it's getting terminated as fire chief or facing felony after felony in the courts, Elizondo has become synonymous with disgrace and disgust. His reputation hasn't improved with Witless-Cervezas' latest revelation. The bloviating blogger accuses Elizondo of stealing wheelchairs. Stealing wheelchairs!!! Is there no depth to the abyss into which Elizondo has dived? Stealing wheelchairs!!! Elizondo is running for the school board as part of Erasmo Castro's reactionary slate in what Maclovio O'Malley, la Voz de los Vatos, is calling the Revenge Party. Elizondo is orchestrating a backstabbing campaign--Is anyone surprised?--against former BPD spokesperson Eddie Garcia whose sister, Gabby, recently won her Democratic Party runoff election for district judge and faces no opposition in November. While Garcia has provided the school board with a much-needed calm, Elizondo epitomizes chaos. Nobody doubts that the humiliated politico's first priority will be a string of firings, commencing with the superintendent and the alleged "outsiders" in an unprecedented purge in the midst of the pandemic. Nobody doubts that Elizondo wants to change steeds in mid-stream and replace them with asses. Echoing the neigh of horses, the electorate has a moral responsibility to deliver Elizondo a categorical response: "Nay!!!")

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